Huff Post tells us frugal boys homebrew
Blu-ray discs from the critics’ screeners.

I can’t be sure but that nightly skeletons
spoke inky whispers or ignited cigarillos.

Captain Barnacle’s tepid peril goes after
islets of girded stars. Awash in salt brine

Jerry dynamites that Marriott for Disney.
People reports: One scientist’s hobby of

felt marker and magnetic needle pointed
directly at nothing sorta like thunders in

the particle collider. Anonymous declare
hedge funds, and Daudet’s L'Arlésienne,

a democratic threat. Bizet’s French horn
painted other skulls onto a swirly yellow.

Ignatius, my boy! Officer Mancuso here.
Something about round up our magazine.