Anyone who thinks that bodily opening can always be adequately discussed in total abstraction from its cultural, moral, aesthetic, etc., implications is missing out on most of what in fact motivates people to turn to this topic of conversation.

Clearly, not everything has the capacity to perform every function.

I have no idea what kids do for fun anymore.

Social conformity and responsibility was big for them, very big.

It will utterly destroy your ass the second you walk outside.

A hard-on painted over in Saturn Devouring his Son or something.

It directly addresses our primitive fantasies, bypassing words and thought.